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Otto Lipschitz
OttoLipschitz

What's often left out when police departments talk about the deals on these MRAP's, is their horrendous maintenance and upkeep costs. You can easily spend more than the fleet purchase price on a Charger/Taurus/Impala just to keep an MRAP on the road. They're a white elephant disguised as a "free MRAP".

Are there really a door-to-door pest control salesmen? Is there a door-to-door ANYTHING any more?!?

But a train runs on tracks. If the technodrome runs on all different types of terrain, loose material may not be able to keep it moving.

The Cardinals fandom is all of Arizona and nothing more. It is the most geographically pleasing fandom.

I am totally with you on this. Ricky is almost like 2 characters - pre-fame Andy Millman and post-fame Andy Millman. I like his writing but he, himself, is often the opposite and totally insufferable. I don't know which is more truthful - fake laughing at Karl Pilkington Ricky or the person who writes those

Hey!
I'm one of those table gaming weirdos!
And I have not now nor have I ever had need of something called a "Rape Room".
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I have a lovely "Murder Shed" though. I'm quite proud of it. Built it myself.
But that's completely different!

It's all about the context.

I think the issue isn't really about whether you can or cannot make rape jokes. No matter what you're joking about, if someone in your workplace is offended, you should stop. And no one should be fired for saying "hey, this one thing really bothers me."

Yes, I'm disgusting for personally helping these exact victims you claim to care about, and having a coping mechanism for dealing with it.

YOU don't get to say what is an acceptable joking matter.

Ontario Provincial Police have released this dramatic recreation of the fight:

When I was a little kid, I always watched people lick the frosting off candles. At maybe my third or fourth birthday, I was given a candle to lick frosting off like the big kids. Except, I didn't know that's what they were actually doing. I ate the entire candle, and then disposed of the string on my plate super

Why. . . that's the best news I've heard all day.

I'm so happy about this I could actually jump up and down.

I'm torn between 'BOOM!' and 'Squuueeeee!'

Dustin Diamond is the male Farrah Abraham.

I was going to say this was obligatory when I thought it was an xkcd comic that everyone would have seen at some point or another. Once my search for "xkcd football field" turned up n…ot what I was looking for, and I realized I was looking for a Wondermark comic instead, I decided it's probably not known well enough

People seem to forget a carbon tax implemented globally won't have any negative effect on the economy. It changes how the economy is structured sure but it doesn't make us any poorer.