OttoLipschitz
Otto Lipschitz
OttoLipschitz

Clicked the link, price is actually$71.44, not $63. Or am I missing a coupon code or something?

Clicked the link, price is actually$71.44, not $63. Or am I missing a coupon code or something?

I guess the first “trigger warning” I ever got was when we read Huckleberry Finn in 5th grade and the teacher spent about 20 minutes talking about the language in the book we were about to read. That was 1979.

Retarded used to be the polite term.

But when they are sinking those 3s like it’s nothing, it is fucking magic

Fuck Oracle.

You can even be an atheist Christian if you like!

Hmm.

I also don’t believe there are unicorns on Jupiter. If I am confronted with evidence that there are unicorns on Jupiter I will change my opinion, but until that occurs, I don’t consider myself agnostic on the subject of Jovian unicorns

When I was tearing out houses after Hurricane Ivan we used to fight over who got to smash the toilet

In hell, football games are called by Peyton Manning and Joe Buck

And then when you break up, you’re just that dude who fucked goats

You are wrong but in the very best way

Ya, part of my family is Creek and they all say Indian as a generic

Lol I had a friend from KwaZulu who was upset at the inaccuracy of the Zulu parade. The first year. Ten years later he was into it

Texas Pete? Come on, now

KK’s app made $74 million the first year. The first app, I mean, she’s got others now. I’m sure she’d slide him a few bucks

“You better talk to your import.”

It’s Better Off Ted

Now playing

Like the HP face-recognition program that didn’t recognize black faces as human faces

Bitches be legislatin