The fact that they exist suggest a survival instinct.

Dennis Miller syndrome. As of yet there is no cure

The game hen is the game hen

All I eat are casseroles. ALL THE FOOD TOUCHING ALL THE FOOD

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I can’t help it, whenever he’s speaking I just hear this song playing

I’m bipolar and often don’t realize I’m depressed until I’m well into it. I’m lucky, because I know with a little time I will swing back up, so I just follow a few simple rules on the downswing.

Well, obviously she feels humiliated, but there’s also her career to think about. I think this is a straight up calulation. And that’s fine.

This might be too much for you then.

Carrots, yes, obviously. They are the classiest fruit.

Apparently you don’t realize that Trump knows words. The best words, if Gawker is to be trusted

It’s not just white guys, it’s most people. Cultural evolution is a process and getting it wrong sometimes is part of it. He will learn, as will we all.

They already do look like normal people. Normal, rich, famous people who work out all the time.

And I looked back and saw only one set of tracks in the sand....

Yah, with a belt no. But with suspenders...

Ummm...speaking from personal experience, no shortage of perverts in the country either.

Although this is my favorite Obama

One of my best friends wishes so hard this would be Obama

I dunno about gross but el Pres does eat weird sometimes