I am so old I remember when only idiot columnists made this stupid argument

Bear Grylls + thirsty is not a good combination

I doubt it’s that deep. He’s just calling people pussies, probably been doing that since middle school.

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Who believes in Santa Claus at 9? That 4th/5th grade

This right here. I just can’t imagine crying about this, not at 9 years old. And I wasn’t a particularly tough 9 year old. I just woulda been dicks lol ya burnt and waited a day to get my present. Not that my parents would have tolerated me acting like this anyway.

I just wish his tattoos said LOL instead of HA then it would be perfect

My 80-year-old grandma told me the first time her mom saw a radio she thought it was a scam.

Right? Go to the frakkin police station! That’s where the cops are, that’s who you want action from. This is just making other people applaud the police. Still, better than nothing I guess

Why not both?

Twice for Legend

Actually no, he used only natural lighting

RAWR MEANS RAWR

I bet Clinton is acting hurt because this makes him more popular with Republicans and she wants him as the nominee.

Exactly, he needs to be recruited into a top secret spy program that teaches delinquents to use their skills for good. Or turns them into assassins depending on the movie

Better than the old one I guess

Your list of cities you would most hate to see win the big four titles should probably be restricted to cities that actually have pro teams in all four sports.