And this is the Jesus story they will use to support their belief

(Swizz) :)

tfw you feel rich because you bought black label instead of green ;)

Yah, I got all stupid there for a minute because I happened to be looking right at a bottle of Evan while I was typing. Sorry I am alcohol (wondered if anyone would spot my mistake)

OT but this one is my favorite of his:

Pretty much lol. It’s not much different but a bourbon snob will happily explain the difference to you for a few hours

Sure, so if you order a whiskey sour and you get a scotch sour then technically you have the correct drink. Congratulations you win, have a nice day.

In my part of the country, it means Tennessee whiskey or, less often, rye. Although I just came back from two years in New York and I always got Tennessee whiskey when I ordered a whiskey and Coke. That’s what I get everywhere I go in America.

If you ask for a liquor without calling a brand then you get whatever’s in the well (the well contains basic liquors that are not usually premium, including gin, vodka, rum, scotch, tequila, bourbon, and whiskey, which is what you use for a generic drink, like “rum and Coke” as opposed to “Bacardi and Coke”). Around…

Except I’m a bartender and don’t know anyone trained who would make that mistake. Obviously the guy was not trained, a lot of these places (theaters, art galleries) hire temps to tend bar, and the temp agencies will send anyone who is old enough to serve and says they know aout bartending. What he was doing is…

Going to a gym with old men is something else. I don’t know why but they absolutely no problem with nudity. They stand around drying their butthair with a hair dryer in front of the mirror and then pluck their nosehair, naked as the day they were born. I spend the whole time trying not to look anywhere. And God forbid…

I popped my Nexus T-Mobile unlimited SIM card into it, works fine. (Had to use a SIM card punch on it though, diffeent sizes, it was easy)

I popped my Nexus T-Mobile unlimited SIM card into it, works fine. (Had to use a SIM card punch on it though,…

The catch is the horrible OS. I got one as a back up phone during some sale a while back, been using it for a week while the replacement parts for my Nexus make their way from China. Gross

The catch is the horrible OS. I got one as a back up phone during some sale a while back, been using it for a week…

“I don’t even go to Starbucks” is the new “I don’t even own a TV.”

I loved the video phone booths. Where the hell are they in real life?

Ancillary Justice

No, they were informed that the kitchen was slow because they were slammed, and they were kept in drinks until the food came. If you walked into a place and it’s packed and they tell you it’s going to be a wait for your food, you don’t get to complain about waiting for your food; you agreed to the terms when you sat…

I used to work in Yellowstone, and getting treed by a bison was a legitimate excuse for tardiness.

Not sure if serious, this is my cousin’s sense of humor (mom humor) to a T