The experiment was a success! After 8 visits, the subject confessed to violent ideation in response to stimuli.
Otto Lipschitz
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My blender was broken so I didn’t have to make daiquiris. I nearly killed the new guy when he made a frozen drink, thereby alerting an entire bar full of college kids in the middle of a New Orleans summer that we could make frozen drinks. Idiot.
I blame boingboing and Bruce Sterling
Yeah, I was 8, and when I first heard “test tube baby” I was reeeeaaaalllyy curious so I asked my mom how that worked exactly, and she explained it, and then said, “isn’t that interesting?” I said, “no not really. I didn’t know they couldn’t already do that.” And I promptly stopped caring about it.
Obvious answer:
Yikes, I used a chart from 2008, your source says emit around 50% more than we do now. But they are dropping:
Jesus, I wish people would go back to using headphones when they watch videos and listen to music in public. So sick of listening to everyone’s tinny bullshit on the train, on the plane, in restaurants...
Actually China just recently caught up to us in carbon emissions (and theirs has peaked and is reducing)
I actually chased her for like a block before I realized I had no idea what to do if I caught her. So I went back and slipped the barback a 20 to deal with it.
And omit Good Luck Chuck, at least
Yeah, I’ve cleaned a lot of ladies’ rooms in my life...actually the last person I dealt with who shit all obver the restroom was a woman. Little, well dressed, did not look the type, seemed sober. And it was obviously deliberate, she had come here just to do that. In the only restroom. For both sexes.
Well, actually, you can ignore that hand around the shaft jacking it while sucking advice. No hands, or cupping the balls is the way to go.
The best response to a bad guy with a kettle bell is a good guy with a kettle bell.
OK, so I’m finally starting to believe this is a real thing that was made and not just an elaborate hoax when I realize the background is a dramatic performance of a Mike and the Mechanics song and nope, not gonna fall for it. This isn’t my first day on the internet, people. I know about the pixels and the memes and…
No HamNo went to Notre Dame. Of course, he wasn’t pretending to be ginger then...