“Again, I would like to apologize for this getting out of hand.”

“I’m sorry if what I did had any negative affect on anyone it was not my intention to get cau... I mean not my intention to offend anyone.”

Naked apes. Sexy sexy naked apes.

“I’m so sorry that this is coming back to me in any way.”

Naked Apes. There was even a book.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all...”

These are the type of people, I’ve recently come to realize, who think they aren’t being racist because they aren’t overtly claiming they hate black people, and aren’t out lynching anyone.

NOPE. Comparing a black person to an ape is racist as f*ck. Saying any comparison of a black person to an ape “made your day” is racist as f*ck.

“My comment was not intended to be racist at all”

Not even casual. Outright racist. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

But, as you do point out you are not a physicist. You are an Elder God, and the post K-12 educational system of the Many Angled Onesis believed to be a bit on the thin side.

Well, sure, if you’re going to play no true Scotsman, you can prove anything you want. If Christians by definition can’t support abortion in the case of rape or incest, by definition no Christians support abortion in the case of rape or incest. But that’s a tautology that means absolutely nothing.

My wife and I lost our baby at 18 weeks in January. Her water bag broke and separated from the womb. There was no water left and continuing the pregnancy would’ve put tremendous risks to her health and the health of the baby. So we aborted — even though the baby was still technically healthy. But there was no water…

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

Yeah, cuz it’s his act of voting that they’re booing.

It’s incredible that millions of people who are pro-life can’t just come out and say this. The hidden shame of being a misogynistic piece of shit must be a heavy burden.

“a child who was killed by abortion and entrusted to us by a pathologist for burial.”