Making a buck off of the still-cooling body of a deceased public figure is old hat for capitalism. Wake me up when zoomers start commodifying their own deaths while they’re still alive (it’s probably already happening).

Gingerbread feminists are clearly trying to downplay the fact that it is gingerbread MEN who are disproportionately targeted for eating. Shout out to all my gingerbrothers who brave this CHRISTMAS!!!!1 season so that gingerbread women and gingerbread children can stay safe at home in their gingerbread houses. #bless…

They always know the right number to dial, which makes me think there’s a secret Caucasian international hotline.

Surely the arrow that killed him was this justice?

This is insulting to ghouls.

Why would you assume that Sessions isn’t a moral coward with no integrity whatsoever?

In hell? You’re being optimistic.

I’ll have you know that I did, in fact, update the server password. It used to be ‘admin’ but now it’s ‘password123'.

Oh gosh, someone got vomit all over my keyboard.

Parasites

This is such a garbage take.

Because it is never not worth it to show people the truth of the Holocaust, even if they're race-baiting antisemitic pieces of shit.

I almost never feel the compulsion to call someone a twat, but fuck me if Tucker Carlson isn't a huge fucking twat.

Honestly though, what good has a man named Brett ever fucking done.

“United Airlines said the bird appeared to have flown on board from outside.”

How dare you call crows vile. Bigot.

Guyger, who is currently on administrative leave, has yet to be arrested.

“I know I am a better person than this”

I honestly can't decide if this would be too scary or not scary enough.