“has entered” “Hard” “continue to nail”

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

As a work-around

There’s a difference between “I will never lie to you” honesty and “fuck, your baby is ugly” honesty.

That literally made me laugh out loud. I wish I could give you more stars.

It’s her birthday!

she fucking KILLS ME!! i love her robots so much.

I wish I could also give you stars for your name, but I am a peasant.

I believe this article will incite delicious flame wars. I have no skin in this game, so I will await the beautiful comments.

Brings back memories! My son used to collect these when he was young!

My Slutty Erick Erickson costume emphasizes literally all body parts I could squish together to create cleavage, including elbows and armpits.

It’s called a Hell House. It’s like a scared straight experience, but put on entirely by amateur actors with no experience with anything they are portraying. No, wait, it’s exactly like a scared straight experience — only parents bring their toddlers along to scare the shit out of them in the name of god, long before…

NYC’s too expensive for me. :(

Your First Amendment Rights are only protected from the government, genius. The Constitution didn’t guarantee you likes on the internet.

Malignant, somatic narcissism is a powerful drug!

This guy could probably make a pretty decent run in 2020.

I thought trolls could craft better strawmen by now.

He seems awfully teste for someone claiming their innocence.

All I’m sayin’ yo.