I know what I’m gonna be for Halloween. I’m gonna be that robot from Westworld that smashed his own head in with a rock. Except I’m not gonna do it on Halloween, I’m gonna do it right now and it won’t be a costume it will be real.

and a nation weeps.

I suspect the theme of this X-rated film was supernatural rather than Super Naturals :)

I, for one, think it was pretty considerate of him to bring his own catch rag to the flick.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

My first reaction to this news was to laugh—it was only after a friend ranted on Facebook about the anti-homosexuality in Chick’s comics (I had never seen those) that I remembered how disturbed I was by some of the Hellfire ones I had seen in junior high. They seem so ridiculous to me as a grownup, but at the time I…

I have no mouth and I must puke.

I honestly don’t know how I managed to not come across his shit as a kid. There were enough psychotic evangelical-types at one point for it to happen... Maybe because my folks were technically Catholic I was spared.

Amen. My family left these under my pillow. They were just horrendous. It is why -to this day- I can’t laugh at the Christian religious nuts. They were just traumatzing. And don’t get me started about the creepy guy who had a van at every county fair He would invite us up to get these, and THEN he’d hand out candy.

Yeah. Chick tracks are considerably less funny when you realize that many people legitimately followed their “teachings” and bullied their kids into committing suicide.

This is me today:

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.

Nah, John Awesome is a skater punk name. Like his first booties were by Vans. Tony Hawk is his Godfather. He can’t remember his social security number but knows every NOFX lyric ever wrote.

Does he even acknowledge

I saw Goody Clinton in the graveyard with voter registration forms.

Great and hilarious.

“Women are to be championed and revered,”says Paul Ryan who still endorses Trump as the GOP nominee for President