Ugh. How do these people manage to be so fucking arrogant?

truly an exercise in fueltility

I refuse to pray for the Oilfields until I get my Baphomet Statute at the state capital:

Praying oil day won’t make a slick of difference.

Oh I must have missed the part where Turmp declares his intention to grab her by her inner goddess

probably. but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t call them out on their many, MASSIVE hypocrisies.

Black cats for the win!!!

Not the same is it? And they can’t even see that. SMdamnH.

Some folks - I don’t have to tell you who but I think you know - do some really terrific floating. Really terrific. The best floating is down here, trust me. Things have been really bad for floating. The president - this guy doesn’t even know - he’s made things really bad. Sad!

Never! That would fly in the face of what the founders wanted - a free state where everyone could practice their religion (or lack thereof) without persecution! Right? RIGHT!?

“We do the best floating down heah. Really terrific, amazing floating........”

What kills me? How many of us are walking ‘round hosting Satan according to these ‘brain surgeons’ (although that means less to me now that I’ve heard Ben Carson)...

Sidebar—I was watching a documentary on Netflix the other day about the real stories behind some urban legends (Killer Legends, check it out) and they did a part about “clown panics” in a few places in the 80s and 90s—I guess it all comes back around?

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Exactly. Satan is beautiful, charasmatic and intelligent. Im modest too.

I literally just had my IKEA leftovers come out of my nose bc this comment. Jezebel commenters always do this to me ; ). Satan is Sacred, Trump is Trash.

JET FUEL CAN’T STEAL DIAMONDS!