I’m sure Sean Hannity told him, that Sean Hannity thinks he’s handsome. Ask Sean Hannity.

“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault. …

BRYLAN

Do you think he makes Heidi call him “Mister President” in bed?

Now I’m imagining a clown van that has like 75 clowns in it, and they just keep coming out one after another and it’s incredibly funny to me.

... and then put on the mask

(Whispers) because it’s the clown thats standing behind you. (Giggles) if you turn around...he’ll get your nose (pulls out scissors) he loves to get noses.

One of my top ten favorite books is about this ship. It’s called The Terror by Dan Simmons and omg did it mess me up for awhile. He’s AMAZING with historical fiction and he makes the whole thing so god damn creepy. Excuse me while I hole away for a day to re-read it.

Methinks “hacked” really means 1 too many bud lights and a nearby computer

They truly just can’t help themselves.

Maybe he’s so deep in disassociation that he views the part of his brain that says dumb shit as a “hacker.”

My hackers expressed a very nuanced position that my opponent might be raped, not that they wanted her to be raped. Yeah, that sounds logical.

It’s like the Trump spokesperson after the “bleeding from her wherever” comment basically saying (paraphrased) “he obviously meant her ears, and besides women really do get cranky that time of the month”.

So ... my appetite is gone for the day now, thx.

Given that is a report in the “state” newspaper, I fully expect the problem to be a magnitude worse than is reported on.

They are already worse. Have you seen the proposed cost of the

This has been happening in China already. For the last few years their farmers have been doing it by hand.

Imagine what his Pornhub browsing history looks like.