What about a stylish and protective air-conditioned beekeeper’s suit?

Same, tbh. Tinder? More like SETI.

It would be funny, and I would laugh for a long time, but then I’d be pissed that space was just full of assholes.

I’d make an infographic but human civilization is a meaningless flicker in an equally meaningless infinity so what’s the point.

No, but fucking imagine if one day we found one of the Voyager probes back in orbit around the Earth with the words, “shut up, nerds” scrawled on the golden record.

Counterpoint: Earth is suspended entirely in Space. Ergo, every person who has ever died has died in Space.

Or is it more troublesome to realize that there are, almost certainly, other consciousnesses out there in the universe, with whom we might have found some kinship as evolved and conscious minds, and in doing so mediated the otherwise unconquerable feeling of loneliness and solitude that the vast emptiness of the…

He did like to show people just how small they are.

That and racism, but you know.

Dear humans,

Please accept here some friendly advice regarding which is more terrifying in a comparison between the microscopic tide-pools of your own insignificant planet and the vast and frigid mystery that is outer space:

It’s space. Space is scarier. Don’t be stupid.

Exactly. Just a swelling of a general affinity for oblivion.

Welcome to America, the land of cockroaches and petroleum-soaked rats. Other animals? What are those?

So when you guys hear the man who was elected President struggle to construct coherent sentences, and sound exactly like a nine-year-old who is doing his best to sound smart, do you feel as though maybe death wouldn’t be so bad? Because I do.

Oh hey neighbor

She seems like a pretty cool person tbh

(I’m not actually sorry)

Trump would probably like her more if she were.

I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself from typing that.

No but what is this

It’s all a tale of promise and new beginnings until this baby rat pisses Leptospirosis all over your house and your kidneys fail.

Not for nothing, but antisemitism in the United States doesn’t only come from white people. (though mostly it does)

Suggesting there’s no connection between the recent prevalence of nativist/white supremacist groups and the brazenly xenophobic rhetoric and policies of Trump and his administration is either willful ignorance or malicious dishonesty.