Dude wasn’t masquerading as a cop, he was a cop.

The trump administration isn’t even coherent enough to play tic tac toe.

This is a gross underestimation of the religious right’s ability to make exceptions for themselves.

Sorry, magmatic.

Hey you don’t need cleavage to get interbedded.

Being a geology undergrad does not make you a geologist. You can also be a geologist without an undergraduate degree in geology.

As a geologist, I can tell you that from the perspective of a geologist, women find me very handsome and attractive.

Ben Carson has a medical background, not a science background. They are not the same.

Did you locate all your loved ones before turning their living space into a killzone?

Yeah, it’s not like the right wing americans are obsessed with dredging up ancient history. Oh fucking wait.

Because what America needs is more God in politics.

No fucking thank you.

Time is as nothing to Yog-Sothoth.

Scallops, however, do have eyes.

Plenty of eyes.

I share this too often, but:

I know it is but it’s also a shrug. It stands in place of actually trying to understand other people.

I know we men are dumb

You’re not alone in this. People are precious as hell about sports and it’s repulsive.

Over 80% of the firearms used in mass shootings over the last 30 years have been obtained legally. This is bullshit and you should be ashamed for repeating it.

Easiest question to answer.

Not everything warrants a reasoned response. Your feigned helplessness is a good example.