“Gee babe, I would have bothered to find out what you want but I didn’t want to spoil the moment.”

No one could be as incompetent as this post makes you look. Stop pretending to be helpless and grow the fuck up.

You can’t spell statutory rape without rape.

Have a conversation with a teenager for any length of time.

If you can’t tell that a 16 year-old is a kid, please don’t date.

Shame there’s no hell for people like this to go to.

This is why civic pride makes no sense to me.

“sloppy hogbitch” is my new favorite thing.

This is why you should be skeptical every single time a corporation releases a public statement in response to some embarrassment that talks about their values or principles.

They do not have any principles. The only thing that they value is money, and if running an ad that depicted MLK being lynched would get them…

“I’m actually very, very respectful to female co-hosts,”

Working in marketing has convinced me that it is time to end the human experiment.

They want you to think that it’s about God punishing the arrogance of Man, but come on.

I don’t know, remember when all mankind got together, speaking one language and helping to build an incredible achievement of brotherhood and cooperation, and God got jelly and smashed it, and then made it so that none of those people could understand each other?

Just saying...same kind of God that would look down on…

I don’t know if he’s written any other poems, but just from that one example I’m convinced that James Franco has written more poems than he’s read.

Also don’t ever trust a straight man who writes a poem that atrocious.

I always thought “the Lord’s work” was doing things like blinding children with trachoma and onchocerciasis. We make the world a better place - humans do.

This has always been true of the world.

No, I’m Spartacus!

It definitely functions as a talent when measured against the inherent fear and prejudice of white America, yes. I just resent the suggestion that Donny the manbaby is responsible in any way for his own successes. It’s the gullibility and willing ignorance of America that made him what he is.

That’s just a cop out though. Evangelicals will gleefully insist that we do things like decorate courthouses with the ten commandments, or use the Old Testament to justify their rampant homophobia. It’s bullshit.