I’m sure you do. It’s easy to hope that someone else will save you from people who don’t agree with you.

A white guy in Nevada just killed 59 people and wounded over 500 more. You going to take accountability for that, snowflake?

So the answer is yes, it would be very easy to tie up all of their operators.

Could we organize a movement to get people to call en masse with false suspicions and waste as many resources as possible?

I didn’t want to live forever anyway.

Hell is full and all the devils are here.

I was holding back, too.

Something Rod Thrustblaster would never do.

Gunner Stone.

My own personal experience says yes.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU MEAN WOMEN WANT SOMETHING OTHER THAN MARRIAGE?!

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I think this would really clash with my Erlenmeyer flask full of hummingbird tongues.

The reasoning is that the church doesn’t want to have to pay out to more of its victims.

GWAR did it first.

Yes, those students have been rewarded for their honesty by losing the rest of their football season. Sorry, kids!

Despite a federal judge’s ruling deeming Indiana’s recent abortion ban unconstitutional, Indiana continues to support the law.

to the meditation center of Deepak Chopra

Ellie I’m going to need you to please reassure me that this isn’t true and that we don’t have a President who is forcing us to talk about this and that you’ve actually just been doing some sort of performance-art-cum-prank like Orson Welles but on purpose and with a big orange man instead of little green ones.

God does seem to have something against shellfish, if I remember correctly.

The strategy AFAIK is to encourage businesses to refuse to make Satan cakes so that the Temple can bring a lawsuit to court that takes full advantage of the same religious protections enjoyed by Christians.