Satan doesn’t force you to choose a type of cake - the world is your oyster. Your cake oyster.

Plus the Satanic Temple headquarters is like a former funeral home that’s been converted into an art gallery, so you can eat cake in a really neat space.

“Fracking is proof that God’s got a good sense of humor and he loves us,”

I feel like this header image is missing some context. Your eyes should not roll back when you drink coffee, unless you are a shark.

I have books about the occult but they don’t smell like incense.

If we’re talking about the long-term viability of human habitation on this planet, then yes, absolute numbers of people are an issue.

We are living in a very abnormal period of human history, and one of the only points at which resource allocation issues have more to do with distribution infrastructure and politics…

They only use enough to kill lab mice. It’s okay.

You leave doom metal alone!

CHRISTMAS IT IS SEPTEMBER. GO AWAY.

*adjusts glasses* actually, the plural of octopus is octopuses.

Just another step on our endless quest to pretend that we are not naked apes.

Reminds me of this

8 arms? Think of the hugs!

Aw come on

And did it come true, sayst thou? My word! but it did, sure as death! He worked here and he worked there, and turned his hand to this and to that, but it always went agee, and ‘twas all Yallery Brown’s doing. And the children died, and the crops rotted — the beasts never fatted, and nothing ever did well with him; and…

Fullest House because overpopulation will only become a bigger problem.

Should start a business selling subtly down-scaled household items so insecure dick photographers can use them as context clues. I bet you would get orders.

Yes, and the weakness of hyenas is the death of many a gazelle.

Dr. Johnson is not pleased.