I’m willing to bet that the answer is money.

What happened? When I was in middle school we were all idiots without well developed political opinions.

Fucking edgy as shit, bro.

It would be great, but you’d definitely go bankrupt just trying to get enough molds for all the different species.

Watch out everybody, we got a badass over here.

And never mind that somehow none of the marsupials that traveled from Mount Ararat to Australia died along the way. And never mind that no marsupials decided to walk anywhere else.

Never mind that there wasn’t enough room on the ark to fit all the beetles in the world, let alone every other animal.

Counterpoint: make it into a hardcore fetish thing

This is fantastic and it hurts that it is so surprising to hear a politician be this clear, unambiguous, and honest.

Oh, holy shit. How revolutionary to suggest that we encourage women, rather than men, to change their behavior. Surely this has never occurred to anyone before! You are a visionary.

Thank you for coming here to regurgitate the same ancient nonsense spewed by every paternalist shitbag for the last 5000 years.

If people would just stop owning valuables that other people want to steal, we wouldn’t have theft.

If people would just stop owning valuables that other people want to steal, we wouldn’t have theft.

Wait, Becky is a racial slur?

I give you 1 point for effort.

It’s a big FU to men

“Having a vagina near me is totally unrealistic when I am being repeatedly resurrected after being killed standing near a flag which is somehow the way that my team can win.”

I don’t think I implied that you should have said anything.

Though they are already part of a successful terrorist scheme, regardless of your desires.

The most important point to make while the bodies of children are still cooling is that everyone should vote for the right political party.

I get reticence to fall victim to jingoist xenophobia, but this comment is about as disgusting as all of the comments about Sandy Hook being a false flag attack.

National parks are consistently better protected from poachers than hunting areas. National parks also consistently demonstrate higher populations of large mammals. The people managing hunting areas may make an effort to stop illegal poaching, but it is inadequate.