To reiterate a long-standing issue I have, PLEASE stop lumping Sci-Fi and Fantasy together! Or, to put it more succinctly: "Get your god damn elves off of my starship!"

True, but you can approximate. A Metric Fuckton is roughly 2.5 Goddamn buttloads, or 3/4 of a Motherfuckin' Crapola, give or take a couple of douchenozzles.

Evolution "Supports" MAPI with a pay-for, closed-source extension. It doesn't (or, at least, didn't) support MAPI out-of-the-box, nor does it support it in a free way.

You know, I saw this footage. I also noted the white string around a (dark) tree limb tying the magpie's feet to the branch.

And they have Nightly (And I believe Aurora) builds available in Win64. I should know, I'm running it now.

Well, there's this big Vodka bottle, and you've only used 2 cups of it to make this concoction. So whip yourself up a White Russian with the rest!

How do you know? It's not even as if they have speaking parts (and so get a slot in the credits).

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!

If Rifftrax, George Clooney and Arnold Schwartzenegger have taught me anything, it's that Bane is an illiterate thug that's only vocabularic entry is his own name, and all matters of life or death must be answered with an ice-related pun.

No, I'd use a Springfield .308

"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"

Whenever we see a car like ours (White chevy cavalier) going the other way, I yell "Don't forget to wind your watch!".

"Foamed concrete". So cinderblock, then?

Epic image fail. Or is that the joke?

Heaven help them if they're from Scunthorpe.

Or if you like your classical a little more... rock...

May I point you to "Hooked on Classics"

When crawling through the completely unlit airshafts of the Black Mesa facility, it's always handy to have a glowing crowbar like this. Then you don't have to deplete the aux battery on your HEV suit, and you have a handy weapon for those moments when you are caught unawares by an unruly xenomorph lurking after any…

No, but the Gravity Gun picks up the (Massive amount of) sawblades left around RavenHolm, and the alt-fire very rapidly ejects whatever the gravy gun is holding at the moment. So while it's not a specific gun, it is (very easily) possible.

Well, I can see a major problem with the Ponds as they stand now: Rory's a seemingly unaging (and therefore immortal) plastic replica of himself. And when Amy dies ('cause she's only human, after all), he's going to be waiting for a LONG time.