Hey Drew, how many times do you think a W-S monogrammed steak brand has been used on people? (# of times with consent of the branded, and # of times without consent of the branded)

I got the brand as a Christmas present for my husband last year. Here it is marking the butt of a chicken we hickory smoked. Served on a Halloween plate (it wasn't October).

Actually, I believe the one on the right says, poh - tay - toh, while the one on the left says, poh - tah - toh.

the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves

Shit, no flat wooden surface in my home would go unbranded if I had one of those.

Holy crap, this was the one thing that I was going to point out as an absolutely HORRIBLE deal. $40/lb for what looks to be normal, non-aged beef? Seriously? I can go down to the new hipster butcher shop in town (where the guy cutting my meat to order has a hair-net over his beard) and buy a dry-aged ribeye for…

The parents of an ex-GF gave me a monogrammed steak brand. It's awesome. The ability to impart my initials on steak I'm serving my guests is the best thing I got out of that relationship.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I've even heard some crazy fringe crackpots speculating on the existence of a so-called "southern hemisphere", in which the summer solstice occurs in December! I mean, if they were right, and this southern hemisphere thing did actually exist, and if any people actually lived there, isn't it just possible that it might…

"As the clock ticks over to 12:11am (EDT) tonight, the world will experience"

Full honeymoon and no one has to get married.

They described their sexual contact as at times rough to the point of inducing bleeding in either woman

This was obviously a response to a question I submitted. I cannot thank lifehacker enough for posting this. I literally cried as I read this.

Why do that when I have a perfectly good penis she can play with? Cook some dinner, watch a romantic movie (try not to vomit from the saccharine sweetness said movie will attempt to drown you with) and spend the rest of night fondling\licking each other's genitals. Valentine's day made easy!

Fixed that for ya.

You don't even need a witness. Just screaming "He's coming right at me!" is usually enough for Florida.

I'll fight Zimmerman for $50 and bus fare.