Hey Drew, how many times do you think a W-S monogrammed steak brand has been used on people? (# of times with consent of the branded, and # of times without consent of the branded)

I got the brand as a Christmas present for my husband last year. Here it is marking the butt of a chicken we hickory smoked. Served on a Halloween plate (it wasn't October).

Actually, I believe the one on the right says, poh - tay - toh, while the one on the left says, poh - tah - toh.

the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves

Shit, no flat wooden surface in my home would go unbranded if I had one of those.

Holy crap, this was the one thing that I was going to point out as an absolutely HORRIBLE deal. $40/lb for what looks to be normal, non-aged beef? Seriously? I can go down to the new hipster butcher shop in town (where the guy cutting my meat to order has a hair-net over his beard) and buy a dry-aged ribeye for…

The parents of an ex-GF gave me a monogrammed steak brand. It's awesome. The ability to impart my initials on steak I'm serving my guests is the best thing I got out of that relationship.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

They described their sexual contact as at times rough to the point of inducing bleeding in either woman

This was obviously a response to a question I submitted. I cannot thank lifehacker enough for posting this. I literally cried as I read this.

You don't even need a witness. Just screaming "He's coming right at me!" is usually enough for Florida.

I'll fight Zimmerman for $50 and bus fare.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

I mean, aside from being a grown-ass woman, and not really wanting a stuffed animal adorning my car, this doesn't change the position of the seatbelt, it just makes it a little softer.

I'm really short, and if I don't do that the seatbelt cuts into my throat in a really uncomfortable way.

NO!!! YOU ARE TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCERS! All your success is because of drugs and not because you're really smart!

I struggled in every grade of school, even though I was considered "bright". Adderall has changed my entire life and career now that I can actually, you know, accomplish shit now that I can focus.

There were dozens of hoops to jump though, doctors to meet with, and evaluations to undergo. But due to Adderall's stigma,…