That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

Pretty much all of your heavily contributing, years old veteran commenters pretty much agree: this was a bad idea.

Wow. This is the ultimate in concern trolling.

You guys forgot one of the most egregious examples where they completely eliminated what Oprah herself calls her "arm wings." Not to mention how this looks more like Angela Bassett than it does the beautiful Ms. Winfrey.

Yes, please, And when you're done, if you could build a time machine and publish that article about 8 years ago, I'd really appreciate it.

And I suppose we could both say to Phil Roberston:

I live in the Deep South. I don't care much for Duck Dynasty. I suppose I get the appeal of the show for Northerners, but it's such a cheap stereotype of our culture. No one outside of the South ever gets to see the progressive parts of the South (the music, culture, cuisine, history, etc). because it doesn't fit a…

Right? Why is it so weird one way and then the other way they're begging their girlfriends "just try it once"?

Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -

That's brilliant! I also need a masturbation theme.

Well c'mon now, she did order classic native american symbols like the unicorn and the koala bear...

Try this one. It's delicious.

Yeah, no not even a little bit. I paid my bajillion dollars for my uncomfortable ass seat, and I want all of that bastard. I want to recline my seat like, two inches. You can have the armrests, I don't give a shit. But you're not getting an inch of my seat real-estate.

Yeah I'm sorry… but no. As much as I hate fat shaming and don't think heavier people should have to pay more, like fuck if I'm giving up space I paid for so wider people (not only fat people but also men like my husband with shoulders like a linebacker) can be more comfortable. I dare you to ask me on a flight and…

I can't believe after the honesty Claflin showed while shedding light on Hollywood's insane beauty ideals (much like Panem's!), someone would be gross enough to make this comment. Dude. Come the fuck on.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

If they were being fair, they would change "Sexiest Man Alive" to "Sexiest Man Alive Other Than Jon Hamm" because this shit is just not FAIR

He's not my type either and I totally would bang him all the livelong day. Also, I have seen his penis (as has the entire interwebz) so I know what he's got going on and, uh, I approve.

Then have the guts to send off a "sorry, you are not good enough for us. Good luck elsewhere" email as soon as you know. Or say in the interview, "Thanks, If we want you we will call you, if you do not hear from me in 5 days, we don't want you."