OrangeJimmy
OrangeJimmy
OrangeJimmy

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

The cat-eating is a deal breaker.

Amy was The Worst and I am still not over Laurie marrying her.

It’s a historical documents.

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

Plessy v Ferguson was decided in 1896. (Not 1986.)

“But her apology isn’t going to do anything for your life.”

I love my Garmin Vivosmart HR. I bought it because why not have a heart rate monitor on when I get my workouts in? But it had the unintended effect of making me aware of everything and then I lost 13 pounds without a ton of effort. So there’s that. /ramble

I love my Garmin Vivosmart HR. I bought it because why not have a heart rate monitor on when I get my workouts in?

I’m going with “successful marketing tactic” because there is NO WAY I would have watched this video otherwise.

Three really important pieces of advice for people getting on a rowing machine:

12%?! 12 FUCKING PERCENT?!?!?! Fuck any of you all who didn't vote!

Washington State passed one of the most stringent background check gun control measures in the country! Yay us!

I feel like a goddamn unicorn. I'm under 30 and I didn't just vote, I also researched all the candidates (even for the local school board) and for both ballot measures.

Variation on this: piece of paper reading "INVISIBLE COSTUME" in large letters.

Personal best last-minute costume:Lucille Bluth.

ARE YOU SURE? I READ THAT WAS A SYMPTOM OF EBOLA

Throwback Joe Biden approves.