Okay, I see now this was a joke...but poorly executed IMHO.

Somebody attributed this to NASA earlier and I corrected them. NASA contributed, but DARPA (with colleges and universities) along with private business really did this.

I'm on the same page about NASA, but this one in particular is not true. Almost all micro-electronics research and development has been spearheaded by colleges, universities, and private business. NASA contributed in meaningful ways, but the microchip isn't theirs. Though, the United States has contributed to…

You are proof of the idiocracy that has swept our once-innovative nation.

You know how many lives NASA has improved and saved by the invaluable research they do?

I do believe that there are consequences for them having withheld that information. We shall see.

Good catch

The number of bits wouldn't matter, anyway.

That would aptly describe anything driven by gay men.

Mostly bimmers, but I can't recall what models.

Well, I also live in Utah.

My friends all seem to be confused by my use of this magical lever used to signal turns.

They also shouldn't have been goading him to break the law, knowing his betting was perfectly legal otherwise. But they did.

How is this related? Are you planning to use the truck for assaults on citizens?

That doesn't excuse the fact that UPS charges the same, no matter whether they delivered on time.

Well my only suggestion then would be to ensure you buy cars that are worth the ticket price. Times have changed, and manufacturers realize these "luxuries" are necessities at the price point. Even a near base model Ford Fiesta will tell you which tire is low.

That's less crazy, more trashy.

I was going to do something similar with my old Alero...

Get a car with a touch screen system, and it will.

I want an indicator on my car notifying me of a bear stealing my sammich, dammit!