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Germans are really into cultural appropriation... only of cultures that they simultaneously approve of and yet know little about. I used to work in Germany. A German colleague complained about another colleague who was Navajo - the German colleague complained that the Navajo person was not how she expected a Native…

From a functionally deflational perspective, what happens to implants like that if she’s ever in a car crash? Do they just implode/explode and the saline inside just overloads her blood stream? Is there an Inquest Coroner on call here who has an answer to this very pertinent question?

Seriously, we live in the age where humans reach maturity without proper potty training skills. I work in the Med School of an Ivy League U..... toilets are a tragedy of the commons, as demonstrated by the many instances of dump-failury. I just don’t get it.

I’m am severely grateful that I don’t live in the age when people used SEARS catalogues as toilet paper. Thank you modernity!

Really? My husband and I haven’t declared our relationship on FB, but it’s not out of lack of respect for one another. We’ve been together 5+ years. FB just isn’t worthy. That, and this culture is so marriage/relationship focused that it has become such a public statement to be with someone that sometimes it is really…

Connecticut weather is downright boring at the moment. And safe...r. So long as we don’t see any repeats of Hurricane Sandy, we’re kinda okay.

I feel like private confrontations may not always be the best case - sometimes, bringing in a friend to attend or a mediator may be the best option due to the fact that he may try to gaslight her or negate what she is saying or attack her. Been there, done that.

In all of this, Sam Tarly has just been made heir of House Tarly. Thanks Dickon!

They are both good leaders; they’re just operating under and responding to completely different types of threats. Sansa doesn’t have first-hand experience of the White Walkers while Jon has no experience of Cersei’s tyranny.
They’re as likely to get f***ed from both sides.

Seriously! :)

How is that even physically possible? Isn’t the urethra opening, like, tiny? :/

If a child is masturbating, and has discovered that they can pleasure themselves (sans external influence) what are you to say that they cannot be left to enjoy themselves. I masturbated when I was 5 years old, and no adult was involved. I see nothing wrong with this as there was no harm done to me or anyone else.

Dude, I discovered pool jets when I was like 5 years old. Definitely NOT molested. Why is it so weird that adults think that it’s weird for kids to actually touch themselves and get enjoyment from it?

Um, most of these people are millenials, so we’ve all “been there, done that”, I guess. Hurrah, minimal income! This is like the affordable step up from renting shitty apartments4life.

Only on international flights. On domestic North American flights, you have to pay for alcohol. And food. :/

This is the crux of the matter. If the plane did have unexpected turbulence, or if it did have a seriously miscalculated landing/take-off where a seat belt would have prevented people from flying out of their seats, that child would have been severely injured. Honestly, United should absolutely NOT get off so easily…

And what does gluten have to do with lactose intolerance?
Talk about non-sequitor.

You must know only white people. Lactose intolerance is a major issue for people who come from parts of the world where milk has not historically been consumed beyond infancy. Most other animals lose the ability to digest the sugar lactose because the enzyme lactase is only expressed during infancy when a baby would…

There is, just not in parts of Western and Eastern Europe due to the fact that these populations have historically for hundreds of years consumed milk products, so fewer people lose the ability to digest lactose. Some people are aware. I lived in Germany (I’m Canadian) for a few years, and still found the milk…