this looks like a badly repurposed Klan mask. o_0

I definitely did, when I was ten yrs old. We also sold chocolate chip cookies that we actually baked. I also totally bought lemonade from a kids’ stand last summer.

Don’t forget COPS... and that one weird moment in our collective histories where Scully and Mulder a la X-Files combined with COPS for an awkward chupacabra episode. Yes. The 90's were fucking weird.

When I was four years old, I was hanging out with my cousins and I got so thirsty that when one of my cousins handed me a bottle of bubble-blowing liquid (for blowing bubbles, of course), I tried to drink it before realizing what I was doing. Thankfully that stuff is basically just dish soap and nothing worse. ;)

I think the point being made here is that you can have all of your protein, carbs, and veggies/fruits in different meals, so long as you’re getting them throughout the day. If I eat cereal with milk in the morning, I’m only getting protein and carbs and that’s totally fine if I have veggies in other meals like lunch…

Yeah, remember the ‘good old’ days when we thought all shooters wore black trenchcoars and listened to Marylin Manson. They may have also been white. :/

I visited Sicily a few years back. Upon arriving, I was greeted with the words, “Welcome to North Africa”. There is still a major rift between northern and southern Italy. Those old European prejudices still hold strong. Ask any Brit, German, or French person about their thoughts about the Brits, French, or Germans…

And Martin Shkreli.

I plan on hopefully seeing Hidden Figures in theatres tomorrow. I’m still debating whether I should take the day off. I’m the token woman in an all male lab and I’ve been working longer hours the past few weeks. Been feeling burnt out lately which provides an ample excuse.

Apparently, 30 % of the hotels in Amsterdam are infested with bed bugs. You’re welcome. ;)

There is also a LOT of denial regarding bed bugs - people actually feel embarrased to admit that their house is infested. My mom used to work as an at-home-hospice nurse and one of her patients definitely had bed bugs because a few weeks later, she noticed that she had an small infestation at home (we caught it quick,…

My 7 year old sister managed to accidentally knock over my Grandfather’s stone after she stood next to it, wrapped her arms around it and leaned back - I don’t think she realized just how precarious it was. If a seven year old could do it, then... :/

“Lying there and getting fucked” is not easy when it hurts like hell and you’re not actually enjoying it because no matter how many times you’ve communicated to your partner, he doesn’t know how to actually use his fingers, or where to find the clitorus after you’ve gently tried showing him several times.
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Nipple stimulation is so underrated. But, I don’t like it when other people touch my nipples, so conundrum. :S

Seriously, having a dude watching me while I masturbate is the LEAST attractive thing and will make me less likely to get off.

speak for yourself. You’re replying to a thread regaring orgasms. Who’se triggered now? Hmmm?

You’re supposed to lick the clit, not the hole, dunce. You get an F.

After being with a guy a few times and really only engaging in Penis-in-Vagina sex - he got off every time and I never. The one time I decided to masturbate, he got really angry with me and asked me, “What the fuck was that?” Never again. That was the end of that.

Yes, there is nothing quite like invoking my gag reflex to make my enjoyment more pleasurable... Nope.

She can’t even pull an Edward Snowden and move to Russia - they’de probably return to back to the US with a note for the POTUS saying, “Did you lose something?”