Draw me like one of your French girls.

Am I the only one getting this weird thing where this post has conquered the entire front page?

Or at least 4 screens of it, instead of a header?

I don’t know who that guy on the left is but he looks like some sore of fancy lad.

I know he's a bit of a wanker but that's no way to refer to another person.

You know what would really help the situation? If so-called “moderates” such as yourself:

A) Grew a fucking spine and stood up to the religious bigots and extremists who run the Republican party

or

When Fiorina ran HP (AKA the company my mom has worked at for 30+ years), she ran it into the ground, forcing the biggest group of layoffs the company had seen in its entire existence. My mom lost her management position, and was luckily rehired, albeit as an ASSISTANT.

Wait, WHAT? That story deserves more than one sentence!

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I read “Serious Sam” and immediately hear/see

Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.

I only post really stupid shit or moderately hostile comments and I’m ungrey. I have, literally, nothing to offer.

Please don’t take this the wrong way... I am genuinely curious and have no ulterior motive in my questions. How are you using the Internet? I never would’ve connected homelessness with still being able to be online. Do you have a phone? Library? Good luck with the new job and getting back on your feet!

Tell that to my autocorrect.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

You just set it in the closet?? Like an evil, animate dummy can’t just bust out of there in the middle of the night and murder your whole family?

Your story reminds me of the time my 96-year old grandmother started crying in the back seat when my family was driving 40 miles to Madison, Wisconsin. My Dad had said “We should be there in about half an hour,” and she started sort of cry-laughing, and it turned out it was because she was remembering being a little…

is it

It never dawned on you that oscars song basically pointed out how actresses have to show their breasts way too often in Hollywood movies? There’s a lot of things you can call out Seth McFarlane on, (incapability of doing subtle comedy for one), but the boobs song isn't one of them.