OniExpress
OniExpress
OniExpress

I’m not a troll, just too damn late.

That movie mostly just depresses me. It’s a good movie, but it’s not one that I’ll go out of my way to watch.

They’ve been grown for a while. He’s out, I can’t fault him for it, and I’m just glad we got what we did.

Oh man, I’m sorry I missed this one. I got told the tale of Last Friday Night this Sunday after I inquired about a four-inch-fucking-glass-shard embedded in the fucking railing. Apparently the new assistant manager (as of Wednesday) managed to escalate a situation between a drunk guy and a drunk woman, to the point

I have a similar story. When I was maybe 11 I broke my right arm, and had about a week of people giving me shit about it. The worst of them would try and fuck with me to find a way to hurt the arm. Then, finally, I swung the cast (this was literally right after the ready-use cast bandages came out, so it was basically

I feel your pain. I’m 32 this month, and some days I still look like I’m under 20. All throughout my 20s, people thought I was a random highschool student. It’s a HUGE pain in the ass. When I was 28, I was carded to buy white-out because the store had a policy of not selling it to under 18s.

Unfortunately that’s from about 3 years ago. I also hold no hope that practical effects would get used for this movie, which means that a lot of it just wouldn’t look realistic.

Yup, there are entire sections that I had to go over more than once because of editing crap.

Yup. I’m sitting here thinking “do these people not realize that the whole article doesn’t need to be mainpaged?”

OH! That part completely went over my head, though I knew I had to be missing something because of how it was included.

Weeeellll, that’s kinda a tricky subject. Hotel stars (specifically not “ratings”) are usually done be either some kind of governmental tourism board or a business organization in the field. Think of the Better Business Bureau: they actually charge for membership, and not paying means they give you shitty ratings.

Star ratings for hotels has nothing to do with quality, and only care about amenities. A 5-star hotel can be a filthy hole.

Don’t. Or make it patently insane. Seriously: come up with a non-conflicting origin story for him that spans the character’s complete history.

I don’t know HOW they would have worked that in... but they should have.

I did not know this existed yet, but now I need to go read it.

One of these, except for square. A friend gave it to me and my wife two years ago, it’s never been used. Our apartment is the size of a shoe. We have no kids. Any time that there would be enough people in the house to warrant this, there is no space to have it out. When there is space, there’s no point in having a

I would actually use something like that a lot.

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I somewhat agree, but in the sense that the initial announcements were awesome... but now I get to wait the better part of 10 years for some of these things to come about. I want to be hyped for a movie, but I don’t want to be hyped for 5 freaking years. It’s like Cameron announcing the Avatar sequels, but at no point

How is Dominion still on the air, but literally everything ever canceled isn’t? Farscape gets canceled in this world, but Dominion stays on? SyFy would rather pay money for Dominion than Constantine? There’s no cheap bad movies for MST3K/RiffTrax to air? Sarah Conner Chronicles? Fucking Firefly?