I’m not a troll, just too damn late.

Oh man, I’m sorry I missed this one. I got told the tale of Last Friday Night this Sunday after I inquired about a four-inch-fucking-glass-shard embedded in the fucking railing. Apparently the new assistant manager (as of Wednesday) managed to escalate a situation between a drunk guy and a drunk woman, to the point…

I have a similar story. When I was maybe 11 I broke my right arm, and had about a week of people giving me shit about it. The worst of them would try and fuck with me to find a way to hurt the arm. Then, finally, I swung the cast (this was literally right after the ready-use cast bandages came out, so it was basically…

I feel your pain. I’m 32 this month, and some days I still look like I’m under 20. All throughout my 20s, people thought I was a random highschool student. It’s a HUGE pain in the ass. When I was 28, I was carded to buy white-out because the store had a policy of not selling it to under 18s.

Yup. I’m sitting here thinking “do these people not realize that the whole article doesn’t need to be mainpaged?”

OH! That part completely went over my head, though I knew I had to be missing something because of how it was included.

One of these, except for square. A friend gave it to me and my wife two years ago, it’s never been used. Our apartment is the size of a shoe. We have no kids. Any time that there would be enough people in the house to warrant this, there is no space to have it out. When there is space, there’s no point in having a…

I would actually use something like that a lot.

The shoe story reminds me of a vaguely related story from my years running the front of a small grocery store. This was a 3-4 year period where I was basically the one cashier and produce person at a grocery store slightly larger than a trailer home. This was the only grocery store within 20 minutes, and on holidays…

Completely agree. He’s also probably costing people in their security department jobs, ESPECIALLY if it’s outsourced to a 3rd party (internal security would possibly be more lenient, but contractors would have to fire someone or else risk losing lots of business). Doing something like this is extremely creepy.

When I was 16, several thousand dollars went missing from the cash-up room of the large supermarket I was working at (something like $6000 in 1998). Because I’d had a few occasions in the past months where I was plus or minis $10, they made me go in there to watch the money counted up (and it was always on-par). So…

Hah, I remember those days. You know, in the early 90s it was even worse: some movies would only release rental copies of VHS (Full Moon, a horror label, is one that comes to mind), so if you wanted a copy for at home you HAD to pay that kind of money.

This is why I still have a VHS player and a PC converter. All my old VHS get periodically transferred to digital. Granted, I initially got it so that I could back up old family videos.

It’s what I used to do when I was stocking shelves at the small store I helped manage. What do you want me to do, bend over for an hour while I fill the bottom shelf of an isle with canned goods? Fuck you, irrational customer.

I really can’t argue this logic.

My wife’s family is from Yemen, and I can’t say that I’ve ever played the game before, so it’s shesh besh to me. For what it’s worth, her father’s native languages are Hebrew and Arabic; neither of which I speak well, but nowadays I think it’s handy that I know both. I’m the odd westerner in an extended family that’s…

It’s a fast mixed with Uber-Sabbath. I can’t really tell you anything that Wikipedia wouldn’t. It’s the only fast that me and my wife observe, and you really don’t do anything at all for a 25 hour period except for sit around, be hungry/thirsty, and (for us) play a lot of shesh besh (backgammon). I’ll generally grab…

91 days until my yearly hell...

There is not a single one of these videos that doesn’t make my non-smoking ass laugh like I’m high as balls.

Except this person almost undoubtedly doesn't have that kind of money and the fine would never get paid.