To be fair, it has been cross-posted elsewhere.

The first time I got my passport photos taken at cvs, they didn't do them at the right size/proportion. I had to get them done again. Thus my passport photo has me moistened in a layer of "had to take all my luggage three blocks away from the passport office" sweat.

For the photo for my visa, I got the letter on a day off and went to the nearest post office immediately to take a photo and give my biometrics. As a consequence, I get several more years of looking like an unwashed moron in my residency permits.

I won't watch another Sony reboot of Spider-Man. I just won't. I refuse to sit through the origin sequence for a third time within 20 years.

Working in the UK, in the professional-private sector, I pretty much have to use "ou" and the like even though I find it somewhat pendantic. My office spellchecker is set to "English (UK)" and it still goes "No. NO! That's NOT how we're gonna do it."

Green or Black for me, generally Black.

Oh, that's just great. They look like gay biker power rangers. Drawn by Rob Liefeld.

Oh god, please tell me that's real. I fucking love it.

By and large I wouldn't expect my burger to be made like a cheap pizza, so I'd mostly be intrigued.

Me and my wife will order from maybe a half-dozen pizza places in the area that deliver, generally not the same one each time. Each one has different variations of "set pizzas" that are called the same but completely different. Every time we order, we have to ask each other "wait, is this the one where I like meat…

I've had the same thing pointed out for hand gestures, but I think that might me a regional thing.

I was a young man when I started scrolling. I can barely remember those days now.

(Oh sweet Jeebus, please tell me he's at least paying a third of the rent. Don't tell me that you're subsidizing your own misery as he lives there rent-free. Lie to me if you have to.)

Oh, I'll defend him for making the tweet: I don't see anything wrong with that. He's still a moron who thought his $5 Badge of Specialness meant something.

I had to go through the article/tweets a few times to see where the "rape threat" was. I'm not going to say that there aren't people who are going to interpret "preparing her anus" as an actual rape threat, but I'm much more familiar with that as a crude colloquialism for the slightly less rude "preparing for a…

It's good now (been playing since last fall, but not since release) and there are notable changes. Keep in mind that I play it on the One, but I would put it around par with BF3 on the PS3 as far as gameplay. There are still issues (as with any large-scale FPS). My current gripe is that sometimes the sniper rifles…

Oh god, that's adorable.

Sounds like absolute bullshit is what it sounds like.

Love that movie, actually, and in particular that monologue.

Presumably?