OniExpress
OniExpress
OniExpress

There doesn't necessarily need to be a specific bit needed. A lot of plants can be cultivates from any twig/new growth, while others would need a bit of root. The fact that everything always looks like just a splinter makes me think that it doesn't really matter what type of cutting is used, so long as it gets the

Dammit. Beat me to it and I didn't even bother to look through the first responders... oh well.

That's actually the precise reason that Judaism was once tracked through he paternal line but no longer is.

Groot also periodically gets blasted into splinters, requiring Rocket to save a bit of him to then recuperate in a nice pot of dirt.

That's not a good excuse; most people over 50 would have no idea how to use a digital camera that cost over $200 or are going to be shocked by a large professional flash. The way you worded it (at at this point i'm potentially mistaking the meaning behind it for the sale of comedy/point), it's like this needs to be

"As long as everyone is aware they'll be in use"?

I scored 231 on that test, and I was legitimately trying. Half of the tiles all appear to have the same shade. I've known for years that I'm ridiculously colorblind; apparently it's a trait from my mother's side of the family among men that noone bothered to tell me about until I was 16. My highschool art teacher

Honestly, though my own childhood was largely before the internet (yeah, it was there, but smartphones wern't out until I was in highschool at least. it was basically just webpages and email, irc and morpheus) this is pretty tame compares to some of the shit that I went through. I think a lot of people EXPECTED me

Let's be honest: the people who don't take this as a joke and instead use it to view feminists poorly... well they probably weren't big supporters in the first place, now were they?

I saw this at about 2am last night, and pretty much laughed my kosher ass off. Anyone who can manage not to get worked up over "Moms Against Games" should be able to at least do the same for this.

Holy shit. In reading through this and all the crazy stories, making a few comments myself, and generally thinking about all the times that I've been the bad roommate... I'd completely forgotten about a period around 7 years ago. I try not to think about it, because it was honestly a pretty bleak period and

Keep in mind I was only about 17 myself, and this was the first time spotting a dildo in the wild (so to say). That extra moment for my brain to process the base object just made it's... condition... even worse.

I understand that it's pretty common. It still didn't help my quite-overly-repressed mother's reaction.

Try it being your younger teenage sister that you can barely stand for more than the general bro/sis issues (the damn girl once came at me with the claw end of a hammer, and I have a scar on one eye 15 years later from another incident where she came millimeters from blinding me).

the legend of the "crusty dildo"

You've all got it wrong. This does not belong on a tshirt, this belongs on a coffee mug and it must exist now.

I can't be bothered to pull up a statistic right now, but it's somewhere in the realm of at least 50/50.

God, I hate places that only sell americano. I either want a cup of coffee, or I want an espresso; I've learned my lesson too many times that espresso + hot water =/= good coffee.

...they don't do "popcorn grease" in the UK... damn I miss that artery-clogging goodness...

I'll do that with vendors (a large part of my job is purchasing/procurement) when I need to make sure that they deal with it on their side with enough time for stuff to go out in the next wave. I also apologize profusely for it, but they know I only do it when it's warranted.