Favorite. Deadspin article. EVER.

WIN. THIS WINS. YOU WIN ALL THE WINS.

You saw the cheerleaders in tiny skirts running to take pictures of them, right?

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to the Prancing Elite, Semmes.

They have performed at the Macy's parade since the 20s.

YOU CALL THAT PRANCING?

Rockettes?

They called it a CHRISTMAS parade. You can't win em ALL conservatives!

This is so moving! I teared up just reading the headline. Bravo, boy scouts!

Loving the rainbow kerchief. Apparently boy scouts in Utah know how to accessorize and be generous and kind.

Publishers have been producing digital textbooks for several years now. In CA, state adopted curriculum must have digital textbooks as well as regular textbooks. This article seems to be about a private school, where they can require parents to purchase the necessary hardware. It is more difficult in public schools…

For the love of Dog, put it in a roasting pan! You never put foil or silicone in the oven without a tray, sober or not!

Drunk cooking is the best, but the key is to start drinking when you start cooking. This way all the dicing and chopping and sharp knives are done with once you start to get really sauced, and you just get to add spices and stir and flip stuff from then on out.

Yay! Fun recipes! Never thought I'd get to put Jez stuff on my Pinterest board. May actually try the pork one because I've never cooked pork belly.

Crackers:

We jus' poor, simple folk trying to make our way in the world, living off the land and doing what we can!

Spectacular image which really plays to the contradictions inherent in notions of modern masculinity. Great.

As a fellow person from the South I was not shocked by Phil Robertson's comments, but I did find them abhorrent, and I find this article to be insulting as well. Maybe not as bad as Duck Dynasty, but still pretty bad.

Great shot Deanne. Now please find us some Steelers boys kissing.