The secret ingredient is phone.

Oh dear. I keep telling myself j won’t watch this show again...but that's high praise.

The contracting situation depends solely on your company. I’m a contractor currently, I would not get paid if there was a shutdown unless I took my own vacation/sick days. My father’s a contractor. It was the same for him in 2013. If your position is labeled as essential/vital you go in- if not, say goodbye to a…

*rant*

But does he dance??

Excuse me while I go throw up.

I don’t even have that :( . Going to buy a mini washer in a few weeks!

I'd love to buy a dishwasher...but my kitchn is stupid tiny 😖

...That just looks like Sharpie in squiggly lines.

Whelp, now my Halloween and Thanksgiving will just feature regular condoms.

Somehow this makes me sad.

Joel Johnson is the Editorial Director of Gawker Media, so a big boss. And it does seem like contradictory information, but it also seems like no one was taking it seriously until the problem affected all of GM. So they may have just assumed they were burners. And it may be different trolls this time/they changed…

Because this isn't being done by ppl with Burner accounts. GM needs full time mods, or they need to bring back the greys. Those are the only option.

You all at the Help Desk are amazing. Thank you! I would love to send a 6 pack (for each of you) in appreciation of all of your hard work.

Writers, thank you so much for addressing this. I appreciate you acknowledging what an issue this has been for us, and I can't imagine the issues it has caused for you all.

But he's so pretty...

Half of my family lives in this state. I lived with relatives for a number of years and visit fairly often. I wish I could say that this information surprises me, but it doesn't. It makes me angry that a state filled with such wonderful people and natural beauty is also associated with some of the most backward…

Dodai, this episode...I CAN'T EVEN.

Ugh, I wanna judge you...but dammit I watched it too.

My parents were stationed at Fort Clayton in Panama. Same thing! Alot of servicemembers stayed and watched Cartoon Network with me lol.

I'd eat it. Nachos but with fried chicken nuggets, sound freaking tasty.