I work in Manhattan, not too far from the Fox News studios, and I'm pretty sure Megyn Kelly's head just exploded.

Hell yeah! Congratulations Admiral Howard!

Come here, my little monkey!
My little bear, oh, will you stop it? You're just crazy.

24 hours later:

Seems odd not to back link to this earlier JLaw Backlash article from Phoenix Tso here at Jez.

This was literally the first result on a google image search for "witch doctor santa"

Before you respond to something that is obviously trying to get a rise out of people, look back at the OP comment history.

I recieved a very similar call to this one a few weeks ago with a male voice. about 30 seconds into the conversation I asked " are you a robot?" because it was just slightly off, the delay of response, the general way of speaking, and after an awkward delay it says "hahahha, no. i am not a robot. are you the owner of…

It has begun.

I had to do a temp job as a telemarketer, and the script they made you read and the voice inflections they coached you to do sound eerily similar to this robot lady...
Were they going to brainwash me, harvest my organs, and then use my body as a shell for a robot cyborg lady?!

*looks around my bedroom*

Jeeze and I thought I was a terrible parent for letting my daughter eat Ritz crackers for breakfast while watching My Little Pony everyday for a week.

What does it say about my perception of German porn that I misread the headline as "German Porn Viewers Outed Because Judges Don't Understand Screaming"?

I used to think that my worst nightmare was having my Google search history published. I stand corrected.

You mean the Uptown? It's on Connecticut Ave. across from the zoo.

It's true. He was the best. Those blue eyes, that voice, that wonderful sense of humor. He'll be very missed.

Aww! I literally spoke him up (while discussing that he never won an Oscar, but only received an honorary one... I was having a Leo DiCaprio convo and thought the comparison was apt). God, I hope I didn't kill him! He was a fantastic actor, though. Farewell, sir.

Good. I thought the world had gone insane.