Oh gosh, silly me

I think this is clearly an issue... in almost every presser he's at, his face is at least partially covered. Instead of giving him some room or thinking "hmm, these interviews might be extremely stressful for Marshawn. Maybe we should back off," the media just calls him a clown.

He is the epitome of a dumb person who thinks they are smart. The fucking epitome. I am dumb, but I know my limitations which means I don't get caught looking like an arse like this prick.

My cousin saw blood once and fainted, we should ban all surgeries.

I love the "don't tell the florist it's a wedding!!!" hot take. Because florists are that stupid. Who doesn't order a single bouquet, multiple identical nosegays, and identical corsages for a GRADUATION PARTY?!?! That's a totally normal graduation order.

This is generally how I do.

This person got banned for being disrespectful? I am SHOCKED.

This isn't shade. It's passive-aggressive bullshit at it's lowest. Grow up and own who you are talking about so she can defend herself.

Thank you.

This isn't Johnson's first rodeo. He's absolutely vile. He's been banned from Twitter for posting personal information, repeatedly.

What is the value of this story? All it does is tell people where to look to find out something that is, as you wrote, dangerous and irresponsible information to release.

Tina. Sorry we didn't believe you. Make Burt feel better ASAP.

At least you didn't have to work an all nighter Black Friday. I know my fellow retail slaves love working 5pm thanksgiving till 6pm the next day.

I guess this is one way to respond to calls to boycott black friday.

TL;DR - Boring night makes boring story. I wonder if Nicholas Sparks wrote all his novels on Black Friday too!

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

It's like where are the "not all men" people when women are being told things like "but why did you trust him," "why didn't you ask what the pill was." not all men folks only pop up when we're being cautious and trying to protect ourselves but then we're told "not all men are like that" and that we should "stop living…

I really don't like the way the interviewer was pushing Dickinson about "but why did you trust him," "why didn't you ask what the pill was," and so on. It's really rubbing me the wrong way. It seems to kind of reinforce the pervasive idea that if a woman does anything "wrong," then she can't complain when she gets…

Saying "I don't know what's wrong with you, my last three girlfriends got off from three minutes of missionary."

No. I'm sorry but no. Jezebel is no place to learn about queer issues. It never has been and if you want to learn something, may I suggest anywhere else. Mainstream feminism does not have a good history with the lesbian/trans community and certainly not the general commentariat of Jezebel. The last time Jezebel wrote…