I love the "don't tell the florist it's a wedding!!!" hot take. Because florists are that stupid. Who doesn't order a single bouquet, multiple identical nosegays, and identical corsages for a GRADUATION PARTY?!?! That's a totally normal graduation order.

You mean the blog you're banned from because you were so horribly disrespectful towards a woman ? *drinks all the tea, lights Kermit on fire*

Tina. Sorry we didn't believe you. Make Burt feel better ASAP.

I just googled it and you are RIGHT. So that is bonkers. I wonder why she has the house in RI then. It's not that great here.

Right?! It couldn't be further from the truth. She's not even in the same state.

I hadn't heard that. I know she lives in RI because I'm a Rhode Islander. Every day is a slow news day in a state this small, so I'm forever seeing stories about people (Adultosaur) trespassing on Tay's property.

Taylor Swift bought a house in Westerly, RI, which is around a two hour drive from the Kennedy compound. I'm not sure if that qualifies as a nearby property. Also, I hate myself for knowing this information.

What a massive fucking disappointment.

You recently tagged a post in GT (a feminist space) as "eat all the dicks" cause someone unshared your food related post. You don't have the moral high ground here. ( I'm prepared to be dismissed for this).

This is (imo) the best thing you've ever written, hands down. More, please.

What is that even supposed to mean?!? I'm crying over here. Omg. You don't even know.

OMG A PUPPY! Brb, just got my period.

Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate! ack ack ack!

guess who else lives in Rhode Island? Am I taylor? I am.

There's no gray area here. You're in the wrong and need to move out. It's as simple as that. If the roommate were to post his side of the story here, I would encourage him to go to the landlord and complain. Unless you want your boyfriend to be without housing I suggest you get back to your own dorm room ASAP.

I gernally have zero interest in wedding dresses, but that is STUNNING. I hope you walk backwards all night.

no one believes you tho

I'm an hour into the Twin Peaks pilot and I keep waiting for Benson and Stabler to burst onto the scene. Otherwise I'm enjoying it.

I'd love to read Kara Brown's take on this nonsense.

I'm fartbroken over your departure. As a fat woman in comedy, you have inspired me in ways I could never even begin to explain. Just reading your articles made me feel slightly less alone in the world. And as I started on my long, challenging road to body acceptance I had your amazing fucking attitude to aspire to.…