Colts’ fans don’t buy shit like that.

Count the stars if you can, schmucktard.

Ohhhh! You were talking about the outrageous headline! Duh. That IS straight out of the First Take playbook—good eye, guy.

Wake up, there are people who think differently than you. And they are likely often right.

And you didn’t read mine, as my beef is with the over-the-top headline.

Sorry, I offended those dudes in Paris and therefore you. Insensitive. My bad.

Intentionally ironic, and do you recall the mid-60’s? Climate has improved vastly, regardless of what the race-baiters have told you. It ain’t perfect, it’s progress. And it continues, thank God.

I love the race-baiting white guilt dripping off the sensational headline. Assumed hatred is the quickest, laziest most eye-catching go-to for pathetic, needless shit-stirring activist ‘journalism’.

Whoa. Wait, what are the “genders that don’t fit that binary?” I’m rather ignorant on the subject, forgive me...

The latter. And the only names that would induce more acidic mouthfuls of vomit would be Lendale4th&2, youngisoutofpocket, tingbrothersonD.

The Longer Dirk

Let’s note the instances of nonsensical verbiage, shall we?

I know gingers have pale skin but didn’t realize it was so damn thin. Andy Dalton’s take was as weak as his play in primetime games.

Mr. Burke, what part of that link shows conservative backlash? All I can see is a series of tweets decrying the fans’ outbursts...?

Your name upsets me.

That’s what he said? I couldn’t make it out. Seems poorly stated but isn’t he coyly saying that there ISN’T systematic oppression, that everyone in fact has the same opportunity? Also clunky and uninformed, but does it rise to the level of termination? Is he the reason there are racist kids at Mizzou? Seems to me he…

Alotta fuckin drama for the 12th or 13th most racist campus in the SEC. SO glad I eschewed Columbia, MO and went to Los Angeles for school, ironically a shit-ton more openly racist than any college town in America.

You know, a shade like the dude in the middle. Just an example. Thanks, Sean!

A misogynist is one who hates women. So then a transmisogynist is one that hates women that were formerly men? Then what is the term for one who hates men who were formerly women? Isn’t ‘transmisogynist’ needlessly specific? Wouldn’t ‘transogynist’ cover all the bases? Surely anyone who hates trans-females also hates…

In a related story, Tim Duncan, watching the broadcast on his DVR, at once became aroused and miffed and immediately phoned Elliott to request he use a darker shade telestrator pen in the future.