Well, no bowl is gonna invite Mizzou now! Wait...

I dunno, she’s alright lookin...

Hey, if the division you kept winning was the AFC South you’d prolly prefer to be remembered as an AFC finalist, too.

Well, no need to drug test Walford for painkillers, I reckon...

More proof UCLA sucks.

I know that the term ‘retard’ has really taken a beating these last few years as political correctness and the establishment’s insistence that no one verbally offends anybody, ever...and, I do agree it’s equivalent to the N-word in ugliness IF it’s hurled at a mentally challenged person...but...

I suppose I merely don’t see the problem with the ending being ‘predictable’ as you say...I don’t need a shocking twist or confusing conclusion all the time. What’s wrong with “great minds think alike?” And if a SF film ending turns out to be predictable to us maybe it’s because we’re savvy and given the characters…

Finally, Trent Richardson has something in common with a great running back.

I’m truly shocked you didn’t pick up on the commentary on women...

Nonsense. The ending was merely predictable because you had seen the trailer. Obviously there was gonna be a serious mishap and she was gonna get out either by herself or the kid was gonna smuggle her out, but this in no way soiled the last 30 min. And the brilliance of the commentary on women was the real point for…

At least we don’t change our unis. Ever.

Is that Rue des Pussies?

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes: What’s the difference between mono and herpes?

It’s official: You know waaay too much about sports.

In a related story, SEC football teams will henceforth play only eight regular season games.

Pork!

DeAndre Jordan might not be able make a free throw but he’s deadly from less than zero feet.

“Oh snap! He made it??!? My bad. Well, I’m out in a few, son. Can’t wait to meet you! We gonna make up for lost time.”

“At least I finished the job.”

RayRay’s plea was really sharp, I’m sure Rice’s will be a knockout!