Ever been to Africa? China? How about India? Perhaps Afghanistan? Not sure what you're into, but if you're living on the Northside of Indianapolis (like at 75th and Springmill or 75th and Dean or Fishers, Zionsville or Carmel—not 15th and Capitol), try to smile because you have it better than at least 80% of the…

This would explain the "even though"...at least I thought so.

Roundabouts was sarcasm. Brown County is beautiful, Zionsville is nice, area by the art museum in Indy is nice too. There are a lot of shitty places to live in this world. Those places are decidedly not shitty.

I lived on the Northside of Indianapolis (Carmel) for 20 years and even though it is totally whitebread it was a very nice place to live. It was named the best place to live by some respectable publication recently. Low crime, good schools, countless roundabouts, etc. Bloomington is a cool place, too. Not sure what…

Easy there. Indiana has many nice places to live. Hammond is not one of them. Think of it as a booger hanging out of Chicago's nose.

And if you've ever been to Hammond you'll know that being ruthlessly shoved on a basketball court is probably the best thing that could happen to you. What a terrible, terrible place that is.

"Super Bowl Champion* Patriot Fans Exhibiting Douchebaggery"

Kanye rules?? Yeah I can only think of 100 better MCs right off the top of my head. His music ain't bad compared to the horseshit rap that is popular today, but Kanye in no way rules. He's got two mother-in-laws—that's kinda cool. But he rules nothing. He is a delirious douchnozzle.

I noticed this story was filed under "Vince Wilfork." I think a folder should be created for "Patriot Fans Exhibiting Douchebaggery." If you've got enough gigs, anyway.

Dakich keeps turning down jobs like I keep turning down supermodels.

Even more absurdly, Jones also believes the '95 Braves were better than the '95 Indians, just because they beat them in 6 games in the World Series.

Dude.

+1 for reaction (moan, smirk, eyeroll), and I want it OTR there was no guffaw, chortle, chuckle nor hint of a smile. Starting to get angry I'm actually making all this effort to point that out. Now livid that I can't get that fuckin T. Rex song out of my head. Rescinding the star. Thanks for nothin, Sir.

King of Queens? More like Psycho of Louisville? Am I right??!?

LSU wasn't a bad beat, they whipped their asses. Gagging a huge lead 16 years ago doesn't bolster your case of getting your share of bad beats. I feel strongly that Buckeye football has in fact NOT gotten "their share" of bad beats.

Ohio State fan lamenting bad beats? You must be talking about basketball because as long as I remember the football team hasn't suffered many of those.

I had to laugh at the header. On Sunday night I was convinced this was the worst play call in the history of football. By today I had decided it was poor, but not so egregious.

Anyone else hear the Price Is Right loser sound effect when that happened?

Hey, it was just a shout-out to his boy Browner—what's the big deal?

I understand all the rage expressed here, but if you were the owners (at whose behest Lord Goodell occupyeth the throne) would you want this obstinant, lying sack of PR failures and odious dealings answering questions he hadn't approved or drafted himself? Especially TODAY?