On the NFL's biggest showcase, with deflategate and the Lynch-lynching being the freshest scandals, finally usurping Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson's barbarisms, I think it's more likely Al Michaels mentions Rae Carruth's impending release (2018, and how is THAT possible??!?) than Hernandez's murder trial. Jurors should…

So funny you write "the logic that bothers me most"...

You're 'female'? So, like, by only the legal definition? J/k

Tom Brady weighed in today, "I stand behind Chad Ford one-hundred percent—I mean, why would he be motivated to do something like that?"

Soooo....tell me more about this Steph Curry guy...

I got about halfway through before I started laughing/crying as one only would a few hours after consuming a considerable amount of hallucinogenic drugs. An atheist could picture God directing it with his index finger, laughing his ass off.

Whenever anyone talks shit about Philly fans they should be shown this. Fucking hilarious. A little scary, but mostly awesome.

Not sure which is worse, that I clicked on this or that I'm admitting to it.

I have been blacked out from excessive alcohol consumption. After such evenings I have woken up with significant bruises and scrapes I didn't recall incurring and without belongings I didn't recall losing. It's embarrassing.

Wacky formations, pick plays, reporting eligible nuttiness, pushing teammates into the end zone, stealing signs, scoreboard operator manipulation, not calling games in rainstorms when the home team trails in the 7th, not mowing the grass to slow the opposition—that's all "getting an edge."

Ironic that for the few hours that tweet was up Russell Wilson was actually "black enough. "

Stossel needs to get on the case and expose this absurdity!

I wasn't sure at first what this was about and then when I started to figure it out I immediately thought "no...that can't be true...they didn't really think THAT was a good idea"...

From the looks of it I don't think he was the one who needed the doctor.

Bomb? Horrible??!? This is genius!

Was standing outside the Rainbow Room on Sunset Boulevard one night in 2000 and a brand new Carerra pulled up and Maher got out with two paid-for smokin'-hot ultra-fake blondes. They were both taller than him and I pity the skank in the back. Must have been a freakin contortionist. Good for him, I guess. It looked…

In a related story, John Starks arrested for trespassing when he was discovered in a backyard on all fours, scrounging for acorns...

Okay...I've reviewed the stats. THOSE were decidedly average.

Myself am actually going to finally sign up for twitter just so me can troll himself. Me ain't got nothing to loose hear.

Dude...you are cryptic as fuck!