I am at once titillated and enamored by this woman's brief, terse and consistent replies to such ugly missives.

Demonizing Torii Hunter for expressing his religious beliefs regarding a divisive political issue seems a tad inappropriate. It's not like every time he has a microphone in front of him (and that would be probably a few thousand times more than most anyone else on Earth in his/her lifetime) he's harping on this.

"Thanks for takin a second here, Coach...it seemed like their crisp ball movement led to some great looks in the first half but the shots just weren't goin down...Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Pop?

Stealing soda refills and crab legs? Shouting sexual vulagarites in a crowded student union? Stealing motor scooters? Firing bbs at people and windows? Armed robbery? Rape??!? C'mon guys, this witch hunt is getting a little tired. What's the next meaningless transgression your're gonna blow out of proportion? Dusting…

Blacks accusing other blacks of not being black enough is right up there with my old favorite from the early 90's when certain black "leaders" outcried that "we need to stop black-on-black crime."

I'm sure this brewery has manufactured some notable concoctions, but both my regional bias and astute palate simply preclude me from acknowledging that a microbrewery in the American South could be the best at anything. I reject such a notion on its face.

It was the "overhead projector" mention, wasn't it? Surely this Neanderthal-era invention no longer plays a part in modern education.

"...I'm sure the Alabama faculty could think of a few departments that could use a donation that size..."

...odd thursdays in October?

I am now obsessed with this photograph. This has caption contest written all over it.

When reached for comment Bud Selig paused, dumbfounded. Upon being informed that Twitter is an Internet site within which hundreds of millions of people post, exchange and share news, comments and opinions Selig said, "What's the Internet?"

Wow. Some of your previous contributions have from me yielded widened eyes and a dropped jaw or two, but this earned an actual gasp. Formidable quip, sir.

So glad I just happened to stumble on this post just as it was published. I had no idea this was Midnight Madness time and now I am saved from reading about any other schools' goofy nonsensical gimmickry—Izzo just hit the walk-off.

Haha, solid.

Well sure. But she's still takes multiple loads on her face on film right?? And that's for money so I'm pretty sure that makes her a whore, no?? And I could find you an actual screenshot that proves she's a cum-dumpster. So am I missing something here??

ummm...might wanna brush up on those critical reading skills there, ma'am.

Good thing he didn't say "Henry" or his Dad might have pushed him out of his truck.

That's "dawghouse"

I knew from the first ten words or so you were going with the misdirection play but I was still pleasantly surprised by the ending. Fuck ND.

ha...well nothing if he's actually desirous of team success and not just stealing money. But that's just not the "Laker way."