Incredible. Dumb old me was busy fumbling around with feta, Kalamatas, economic failure and anal sex.

I thought Olbermann was a Yankee fan?? When did Jeets say he leaned conservative?? Dang, I feel uninformed.

Wow. I didn't realize he was sentenced to death.

@jameiswinston Hay Fairy, I dont care wat Majik sez that uhpollogee wuz holloh dood #endraysism

That's 14-13 METRIC. The actual score was 2-2.

Wow. For once I'm speechless. Wow.

Great. Thanks. The coolest Cards fan of which I'm aware posted this right after I trashed the lot of you. I feel like an ass. Well, more than usual anyway. Admirable sentiments. Cheers.

This guy oughtta be a trainer when his career is over—he had the ice on that injury immediately.

"Bench Clearing Panel Discussion"

I was born in Cleveland, but mostly grew up in Indianapolis and went to college in L.A. I've been to approximately 10 games in Cleveland Stadium/Jacobs Field, five in New Comiskey, 15 in Wrigley and 25 in Chavez Ravine and a few sprinkled elsewhere. I'm a Tribe fan for life, period. But I've never had more fun at MLB…

Sarcastic? When?

Mmmm...I dunno...Pete Carroll and Henry Bibby were awfully successful for a while. Right up until they weren't.

In other Mayweather news, he's the best offensive fighter of all time, never wagers on sports, respects all women, always tips generously and is literate.

All respect to Jornet who is certainly an authority on downhill running, but I think the world's foremost expert is still Shit.

Seems like y'all have gotten over it okay. To be fair, I wish he'd never left Knoxville to soil our greener pastures.

There are many bright people here and I humbly count myself among them. This one made my brain hurt digging for the reference but I found it. No clue how and when I learned the word ursine, but by God, I finally put it to use deciphering your witty play on word. You'd have more stars but I think the possibility exists…

Haha, thanks...yeah perhaps a bit dark. But with all the goofin' and jackassery around here I figured I should balance it out. I mean, a dude died. A pretty young guy who really had it all. And this 911 call is waaaay fishy if you ask me. And so is ducking out late night behind your super-hot brand-new bride's back.…

Like a car crash, you just can't turn away.

This guy's negligence nearly KILLED a young man? So what? That's nothing. Do you know he quit coaching our football program to go coach a better football program in a better place for more money??!? He hurt a lot of people, man.