Ron Artest is gonna go into the crowd every night? Oh shit! That may not be the best promotion. What's that? Oh, THROW. THROW them in the crowd every night. Throwing shoes in the stands is a better idea. I guess. Kinda. Wait, huh? ...OHHHH...just the detatchable plush teddy head! Ooookay, that sounds safe. The torso…

And I thought Ron Artest and Metta World Peace were entertaining dudes. This panda guy is freaking AWESOME.

Miscommunication? Mmm-hmm. And Janay Rice was slapped with an open hand and fell down, hitting her head on a railing.

Most of the crap manufactured in China is bearly up to par so I'm not exactly stunned.

It's so crazy—the other day I was wondering if Herman Munster, Steve Lavin and Pat Riley had a son what he would look like, then I saw this guy on TV. I should probably rein in my psychedelic usage...

Let's flip this around, just for kicks. (Oh crap. Sorry. Make that "shits and giggles.")

UPDATE: Intergalactic police have reportedly taken up the case as court documents have revealed that Hope, under oath, claimed that the violence on the night in question was in fact incited by her brother Hans.

Hardy & Peterson gave it two thumbs up.

@greghardy...C'mon man, that's not how you drag someone down by the hair! #half-ass

Hartline's Mickelson imitation: -15 yds

Dagnabbit, you gotta be quick around here.

Marquee game essentially decided by a coin toss. But let's focus on things that affect the integrity of the game, like suspension lengths.

Oh man, if this dude hates being on the active roster at 3-0 he is really gonna be apoplectic when he's dropped to the practice squad tomorrow.

No better way to roast a master of the obvious.

If there was any doubt whether Jimbo Fisher did not agree with the suspension I think this erases it. If I had an Oscar vote I'd write him in for Best Actor. Wish we could have heard what he said to Winston, musta been something like that trip to the mound in Bull Durham.

Did JB really imply Belcher's girlfriend also committed suicide as opposed to being shot dead by Belcher himself?? I hope that transcript was inaccurate...

I was under the impression Goodell was a white guy....?

Whomever spent the eons necessary to assemble and analyze this data really needs to get laid. Holy crap, what a colossal waste of effort.

Seems to me that a lot of folks are missing the point...