So we who does not want children are immature and live an immature life???

Wow, it's almost as if after you're done being pregnant you end up with a baby. Biology is crazy, huh?

"My friend tries to score dates with really hot guys."

the fine print on that sign says "Probably not a convicted sex offender."

I have a friend who was never taught to cook, do laundry, or clean. This was because, as he was told by his parents as a child, "When you graduate college, you'll be able to hire people to do those things for you."

Way to crush my dream, dude.

I'm pretending that his smiley face at the end wasn't a horrible use of an emoticon in what should be a formal email and is the combination of him fat-fingering the colon key while he closed his parentheses.

WHY, THIS WAS NOT THE LEVEL OF TASTE AND DECORUM I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I CLICKED PLAY ON THIS MENSTRUAL RAP VIDEO!

I still have this in my GIF folder:

all i'm saying is that i've slept with the guy who makes their beats and this is the only place i can brag about that.

Yep. Yep. It's pretty clear here... Yep. "And yea, in a time of great discord, a man of many progeny will make a fool of himself, comparing the genocide of millions of people with something totally unrelated." It's in the Book of STFU.

MY excuse?

Um.... So this is making fun of Madonna's choice to have plastic surgery while pointing out Britney, Christina, and Nicki are no longer teenagers and sometimes show up in public without makeup. This is a really weird article for a site that foams at the mouth if anyone dare critic Rebel Wilson.

I know, right? The pro-German lobby is so damn vocal these days. It's like, you lost the wars, get over it already. Sheesh.

This is it. I have finally found my spirit animal.

I'm glad you addressed the gendering immediately. I had my haunches up within seconds. Glad to see this was not an oversight. :3

Right? I top off at maybe $15. I look for things around the $10 range. I can vaguely tell the difference between a good and a not-so-good wine, but it doesn't matter as much to me as money. :)