I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.
A girlfriend of mine was involved in a terrible car accident that could have claimed her life. Instead, she walked away with only a few scratches. In talking about it, she confessed to feeling deep shame that her first thought after getting out of her car was that her beloved convertible was a write-off. Read more
I'm sure she maturely and reasonably accepts their decision to—HAHAHA sorry, couldn't finish. I'm sure they're not "real women" to her. Barf.
Remember, you have the absolute right to free speech. Unless you're disagreeing with the right wing. Then you're just a bully and a troublemaker.
Growing up, I was never around babies much until my cousin was born. The first time I held him, my aunt told me to be careful because his head was soft, then left the room. As I sat there with my cousin in my arms, I asked my dad why my cousin's head was soft. My dad told me it was because babies are all born with… Read more
I attended a snooty private school in the south when I was in the 7th grade. I was new and relentlessly bullied for a variety of shitty things and I was pretty miserable most of the time. Pretty early in the year, some piece of shit kid was making fun of me for being pale and scrawny (which I thought about later -… Read more