The thing is that it's not your choice what you can call a person. The respectful thing to do is honor an individual's request, and if they want to be known as a female, you address them as female. It's that simple. To do otherwise is a bit like someone saying "My name is Joe," and you going, "I'll call you Alex,"…

As a woman who often has discussions with women about what they want for their breasts, it's far, far more common to hear a complaint of "my breasts are too big, they're painful, bras are expensive" than "my breasts are too small, guys don't like them enough".

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Not wearing underwear means you definitely want to get raped, whereas wearing underwear means you only probably want to get raped.

that's the dark side of running clinical trials for ya. 99% of the healthy volunteers are starving grad students and quasi-hobos. there are bot many people on thia world who can just drop everything and go sleep in a hospital for 3 weeks. weeding out the "professional guinea pigs" (people who make a living by going…

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

GIRL SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU KNOW THEY'RE WATCHING!

I'm glad that I live in DC. You're not allowed to eat on the subway here so that eliminates two things from this list.

63. They stopped making good music in the 90s.

If that shit is an ingredient, then so the fuck is fish sauce. I have never thought to myself, "you know what this plate full of food needs? Some fermented salty fish juice." That stuff makes some dishes, but I have never wanted to dip my balls in it, which is kind of what makes a condiment.

If you tie that rosery firmly around the base of your fella's penis it will help him keep an erection longer. This has been Penabler's Sex and Religion tip of the day.

I sincerely hope they leave this hack where it is. It's amazing, funny, and sexy. It's like what progressive advertising students bang their heads against the wall and wish they could do for a company that puts out tired ad campaigns!

Aw. I had a cute tabby cat who was SUCH a thief. He always put his treasures in the same spot, like some cats put mice. He stole/found:

I am somewhat disappointed that this was a hack, but I really hope that Playboy leaves it up as an affirmation of their policies! It would be awesome to have it up on the website along with their actual article, and I think it would continue the positive press.

LOVE FOR GROUPTHINK. LOVE FOR DAILY DUMP.

I have lived in close proximity to Masai people.

I'm getting my own Kinja Brad page. I'm going to start dating him again just so I can have more stories taht are full of sex and funny quirky things. My broken ankle will feature prominently.

This is what you all get for trying to be all 'healthy' and 'eat right.' You don't hear about people getting sick from a bad batch of poisoned Vodka, do you? No. But on there other VODKA SAVES PUPPY LIVES.