We should start a band called Evangelical Jorts.

I know a few lesbians who wouldn't turn him down either.

I'm a straight dude and even I would have trouble turning him down.

I rescued a little feral kitten a couple of summers ago on 3rd Avenue in midtown—it was just hopping around trying to get at something on the other side of a Duane Reade window. Long story short, I had to get rabies shots. Totally worth it.

So the victim was "older than her chronological age"? Let's apply that to interpreting the 30 day sentence, mkay? His time served should definitely be longer than the chronological number of days specified.

This might be the best one I have....

OK - so here is an update for you guys.

The idea that they would care about their hair while they're in fucking space advancing humanity as a whole is the kind of talk people use to discredit women astronauts.

So they're training 50% more women, right? That would even up the numbers. Each woman would get fewer repeat trips, but there would be more individual women going. I'm guessing not.

Jews were never actually made the "default" by the Nazis. They were made an ethnic "other" - culturally, biologically, and psychologically different from the "norm" of the Aryan race - and it was their "pollution" of German society that the Nazis considered responsible for the troubles of the Weimar years. Along…

The sad thing, I honestly have no idea if you're serious or not. This is the problem with MRAs. You can't make up anything batshit enough that a lot of them haven't already said it perfectly seriously.

You are absolutely right. The problem here isn't that a man behaved in a terrifying and seriously gross way. The problem is the goddamn fucking woman who brought it on herself. Just like always. Honestly, I don't even know why they let us vote.

I don't know if online dating is a weird place to meet people because I seem to meet strange people out living life. Granted, the *strangest* person I ever met was from an online dating site — but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.

STOP. Stop it right there.

I posted elsewhere in this thread, but the other day when somebody told me to smile, I just dead-eyed him and told him to do ten push-ups. He looked very confused and I walked away.

Does this mean Stand Your Ground can be applied to street harassment? Please say yes. I have an appointment with the a-holes who mow our neighborhood's lawns.

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HANDS OFF HIM, LAURA HE'S MINE.

That's adorable and I'm sure I'd be cracking up, too, but all I can think about is how expensive replacing that mirror is going to be.