Call me old-fashioned, but not a single one of the things you describe (AI recognizing my facial expressions... really?) excites me in the least. I think the Kinect is a crock of shite; a desperate attempt by Microsoft to differentiate, and an all-around failure. There's a modest potential in the voice-recognition…

you can't truly be happy if you're never sad. Life is about contrast.

I never understood how the words "Walled Garden" even came to have a negative connotation in this context. For Apple users, the walled garden is a feature, thankyouverymuch.

Of course, the OS with the 20% market share on mobile is "a monopoly"...

I don't mind a long case if I have to accommodate long cards, but why do they need to be so tall? I don't need fifteen drive bays, FFS.

I was going to point out the very appropriate use of the word in this context...

Skyrim is like Skyrim but fun.

What is this I don't even.

Well, most people are playing the same multiplayer shooters over and over (CoD, Counterstrike, Battlefield, etc.) and so the MP modes for most other games that shoehorned it in (say, Tomb Raider) are utter wastelands, and the effort to implement them was for naught.

Well, any way you choose to look at it, humans are a lot worse at predicting a computer's RNG output than any computer pilot worth its salt would be at predicting what a human pilot would do. There's no "magic" human unpredictability. And that's as far as pilots go; human gunners make even less sense.

Not the most auspicious name for a piece of electronics, no.

Either you don't understand what shovelware is, or you're talking out of your rectum. If you were talking about Android, I'd concede the point, but most, if not all games developed for iOS are original for iOS. I see very little in the way of ports.

Awesome, you managed to miss out on arguably the best game of this generation for the most spurious reason. I'm actually impressed.

I'm sure the market wants a cure for cancer and a faster-than-light engine also, and I don't see them crawling out of Adam Smith's magic hat.

Yup. The "rectal extraction" school of design.

Of course, because attaching a wireless controller is the fucking apex of innovation.

Amazing they got it working on the iPhone 4. That thing is severely underpowered.

"That's the car of a fisherman."

Hmm... the Tintin guy and... I got nothing.

Well, next time someone asks me to "name three famous Belgians", I can add this guy.