OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob
OfficialPreppyHandjob

The fact that you think it's "embarrassing" that he introduced himself to her is all the information l need to know. 

My husband ordered the following this morning at the local bagel place:

employee Semei Jolly told Al Jazeera that Bach would often cancel medication prescribed by local doctors and implement her own treatments. According to Jolly, when he raised the subject, Bach’s employees responded that “a boss is a boss.”

Bullshit we are not in the dark ages, even places in this country where physicians are sparse are still bound by legal and ethical codes of conduct. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, helping one child who likely would have survived anyway given the glaring evidence of her ineptitude and lack of knowledge

Worldwide, breastfeeding is promoted as ideal because formula is risky in developing countries. Water may not be clean. Bottles may not be sanitized. Formula may have plaster in it. People sometimes water it down. And it is a complete meal for your kid in a handy package that they can benefit from well into

I think it’s largely because it has nothing to do with us. I mean, I’m not particularly obsessed with them myself, but it’s like “look at this weird arcane shit our cousins across the pond do! How fancy and obsolete! We don’t have anybody wearing crowns, look at those sparkly crowns!” I think it’s the same impulse

It literally makes their job easier to know what you want before the interaction starts. I say this as someone who worked in the service industry for over a decade. Having to guess the level of personal connection every single customer wants is a fucking nightmare. 

1. I need to know what the final straw was for people who are still, in 2019, fans of Tom Cruise.

Well, it sounds like you’ve got the right tools; the knowledge about nutrition (so you’re ahead of the game there!), but don’t quite know how to put that into practice.

This is embarrassing but: I’ve realized that I don’t know how to to feed myself, in an adult, take care of your health way. I’ve been to therapy about disordered eating (EDNOS), and realized that my childhood was filled with restrictions and rules and shame around food and my body. I know a TON of info about nutrition

The problem is the same people pushing criminalizing abortion are also rabidly anti-birth control other than fertility timing which is nearly impossible for young and less well educated to attempt with any hope of success.

I have rephrased your blog post into a series of haikus:

In fairness AOC does inside the conservative punditry’s heads.

Didn’t he know that teenage model for years, too?

Didn’t he also hit on the girl from stranger things? Or was that someone else?

There needs to be a round of “Would U?” featuring men who have terrible takes about the appearances of professionally hot women.

You took one for several teams here, and I admire that.

I’m glad climate change is happening.