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I like that I can see less of his face. I dislike what he’s using to cover it.

those women don’t own pearls

Yeah I used to follow her because I was a fan of her work, but the sheer mean-spirited, gleeful unpleasantness that author puts out into the world via Twitter realllllllly disappointed me. I unfollowed and no longer consider myself a fan.

All I’m willing to contribute to this particular discourse is that Mayor Pete is shorter than I thought he was, and Bernie is much much taller.

Turns out, everyone who isn’t Rich’s specific kind of gay (adopts mildly ~RAdical~ aesthetics and postures, but openly benefits from the structural advantages of being white, cis, conventionally attractive/fit, ‘coastal media elite) is doing queerness wrong.

himself

I’m not entirely sure why I read Rich’s articles anymore, because each and every time I walk (click?) away thinking “wow, what a shitty, sneering, facile, frankly somewhat boring take, which cloaks itself in the trappings of ‘queer radicalism’ to promote the kind of bullying, high school clique assholery that is such

I don’t think opposing the death penalty is ~performative public empathy~, I think it’s a strong moral stance with a ton of empirical and logical evidence to back it up. Also the death penalty as a punishment for sex crimes has a well-established track record of being worse for victims, because it makes it more likely

One of the many components of Trump’s warped psychology is the fact that he’s a vulgar nouveau riche by American or any other standard, and he knows it on some level. You don’t catch his Queens-born ass at the Knickerbocker or in Northeast Harbor. 

There’s a lot to unpack here, but it’s an absolute fact that Kimberley Guilfoyle is crazy-looking. When it comes to cosmetic surgery, less is absolutely more, people!!!!!!!

That’s a good point. Putting someone on blast who’s as entrenched in the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood as she is doesn’t seem like a very savvy career move. And Gwyneth doesn’t strike me as someone who forgives or forgets.

I don’t think Gwen needs you to defend her, she’s doing fine. People who go to the carpet to defend celebrities (especially Goop, who....has never seemed excessively pleasant to me, shall we say) confuse me. They literally have dozens of courtiers and hangers-on to do this for them professionally. 

This dude apparently really bothers you for some reason and I’m really not sure why

idc when he started wearing it but he can absolutely choke me with it

I follow him on insta and he seems to have a boyfriend. He’s cute as hell so it’s not too surprising 

this is quite a take my goodness

Also Anglophilia runs reallllly deep in American bourgeois culture and always has.

I’m still conceptualizing a Vanderpump branded Chinese dog sanctuary

Her Maj would ABSOLUTELY ring up the organic apples as cheaper ones at self-checkout. We stan

I agree! I work in food service and having to guess whether chatting about my life, goals, and family with the customer will be required for a tip, or whether questions pertaining directly to their order will be received as a grotesque invasion of privacy is an impossible needle to thread.