The kind of cologne that old people use to cover up body odor and adult diapers. There’s absolutely no way Trump doesn’t have hygeine issues, and there’s also no way he actually covers them up properly. Because as with every other odious thing about him, there’s no way anyone around him has the balls to tell him, and…

Ivanka.

I will happily take you up on that bet. With interest. Hate on Lady Gaga are you want, but it doesn’t erase the fact that she has made a massive, lasting, and un-erasable mark on pop music.

What I haven’t done is go on IG to take potshots at a younger and arguably more talented singer. If Madonna is so amazing, why isn’t she happy? She’s seems so bitter and miserable. Why is she worried about what another performer is doing and saying? You would think that someone so accomplished would be happy with her…

Anyone going to give Madonna shit for cultural appropriation..? Anybody..?

One of them can use the veil as a moving van/hobo bindle after the divorce.

Let’s hope their lawyers drafted a prenup just as long.

I give it a year.

Jebus, that train is longer than the long end of my house. The train could probably serve as a fumigation tent for my house. Hey, it’s their money and they can do whatever they want with it, but it seems unbelievably tacky.

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that these two human are married to each other.

Of course Tyga isn’t picking up what Lindsay is putting down. Primarily because Tyga is looking for someone to pick up his bills and the only bills Lindsay is picking up are the ones that her Sheikh Du Jour leaves on her nightstand.

Hard nope on the “humans used to live to 45" crap. They lived to 60 or so.

This was a stupid post. 

Now that’s a star for dystopian times if I ever saw one.

Carter: Best Former President Ever.

Never forget that letting perfect be the enemy of the good is exactly how we ended up with Agent Orange in the White House.

I’m right there with you. I always wanted kids, and now am finally in a position to have them. But now I think, why? So they can die in camps while some redneck lives in our house? Hard pass on that. 

Pittsburgh is my hometown, and I’m just still so shaken. We’re just so done. Humanity is over. These past few years have proven that we deserve whatever catastrophic extinction level event is inevitably going to befall us. There is no good left, or not enough anyways. Fuck us. Fuck us right in the ear. 

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

I wasn't allowed to go to the Rollerdrome because my mom knew "what kids do there."