You should put that on your OKC profile.

An “affair” would be if she had a relationship w/ the married principal of the school where she taught. Also not OK, but at least consenting adults.

You have hit on something I was wondering about. Why would she keep Letourneau as part of her name anymore? That is her first husband’s surname, no? And now she is married to Vili and has added his name. Why not drop the Letourneau part? Unless, of course, she enjoys the attention of being a notorious child rapist.

Perfect use of this gif!!!

“...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”

NOPE.

well now I know to keep my amazing relationships under wraps

Clover, when is it going to come out that you and Mr. Elba are dating?

Eww I don't know what's worse - his smug hipster face or his airing their dirty laundry publicly for attention.

I have no idea. But being in the public eye sure must be ruufffff!

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

I have goosebumps. For real.

WILLIAM DECEMBER WILLIAMS.

That kind of changed my life. Thanks for sharing.

Chasing cocaine is a helluva exercise.

Ummm. Exactly. This is how I still fit into my HS cheerleader outfit. I chase everything with water. And cocaine.

Here’s the most important tweet I saw today/ever

Pat Robertson was actually conceived through subway frottage. That’s why his name is Pat.

I fucking LOVE Arrested Development, but...

I'm really, really sorry that you know that.